Ask a Malevolent Stuffed Black Bird!Each week, our malevolent stuffed black bird will answer one of your questions. The bird is an expert in many subjects, including, but not limited to:
- Pneumatism
- Sorcery
- Relationships and dating
- Business strategy
So bring ‘em on. Send your questions to wishboneclover@gmail.com.
The malevolent stuffed black bird dreads even considering your idiotic questions, but we can’t wait to publish the answers. Put away your tender little girl feelings, because sometimes the truth hurts. This ain’t the blue bird of happiness and his pecker is sharp!
CAW!
